So when I saw that Friday the 13th's wiki was the movie 300*, I just knew I had to produce something epic. After all, it's a movie about scantily clad, oily men wrestling with each other. What's wrong with that, right?
The trouble is, the longer I thought, the more I came to realize that I'd forgotten how much ground had already been covered.
So I thought harder. I dug into the deep recesses of my brain and tried to find something hillarious that hadn't already been done. While I didn't find anything remarkably notable, I did find something nestled among the neurons. The problem is, I can't tell you what it is. Not if I value my life anyways.
Sorry, that's all I got. Can you blame me? How am I supposed to compete with this?
Better content when I can get to a topic before 4chan. Also, I blame this festive weekend for my belated post. Gee thanks St. Valentine, Lincoln, and Washington. Sheesh. Way to throw off my grove. Maybe I should push you into a well.
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