Hi. How are you? I bet you're wondering why you're on this webpage. That's okay, I am too. You should probably be doing something productive...like ironing your shirt. People like you are the reason people like me exist. How's it feel to have that on your conscience?
At this point you're probably wondering why this blog exists, why I'm wasting my time talking to strangers on the internet. Considering everything my mother has taught me about strangers,you're probably justified. Well I'll tell you.
Starting tomorrow, I will write a blog twice a week about Wikipedia's Daily Featured Article. Sounds simple enough, right? Wrong.
Twice a week, I have to create a story, a poem, or I don't know...maybe even an MP3 about that day's featured article. It could result in a long-running epic serial fiction about Giant freaky hands that smash stuff while listening to industrial music, or maybe an ode to Tim Duncan's pectorals. In any case, it could be fun. I hope you'll stick around. Just bring a parka, 'cause it could get messy.
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